双语笑话|一封神秘的信

I don't like to inquire too curiously^{1 into your affairs，said the lady to her husband．But something's been bothering me for days．}

So？ said the husband．Tell me all about it．

You got a letter last Friday，the lady said．It was perfumed．It was in a girl's handwriting．I saw you oped it：you broke into a sweat．You turned white．Your hands trembledFor goodness'sake，who was it from and what did it say？

Oh，that，said the husband．I decided^{2 it was best for both of us not to talk about it at the time．}

For heaven's sake，screamed the woman．Tell me who it was from and what it said．

Okay，said the husband．It was from your dress shop．It said you owe them＄740.00．

我不想过分好奇地打听你的事情，老婆对她的老公说。但有件事已经困扰我好几天了。

是吗？老公说。你说给我听听。

上星期五你收到了一封信，老婆说。信是洒了香水的。是女生的字迹。我见你打开信：你忽然冒出一身冷汗，你的脸变得煞白，你的手颤抖着。天哪，是哪个写的信？信上都说了些什么？

噢，是这事儿。老公说。我当时决定大家两个最好不要谈论它。

天哪！那女性尖叫起来，告诉我哪个写的，都写了些什么。

好吧。老公说。是从你的服饰店寄来的，说你欠他们七百四十USD。